1:00 AM Look at my suitcase, sigh, and pack it up. It takes me all of six minutes.
1:06 Take a thirty-minute shower. Put in a hair treatment and apply a face mask. Paint my nails. Play DJ Hero; mess up my nails.
2:45 Wash out hair treatment and straighten my hair. Read a depressing memoir from one of my favorite authors. Write happy thoughts in my journal.
4:40 Realize it's somehow past 4 AM. Sleep.
7:45 AM Wake up. Think about how awesome I am for waking up early on a weekend after going to bed late. Roll over. Go back to sleep.
4:00 Buy a bunch of books I have no business buying.
4:15 Start reading Ellis' Hellblazer over fro-yo.
5:00 Go back to Boyfriend's place. Watch Spartacus. Cry when Pietro [I mean Pietros. See the comments on this post...] hangs himself. Tell Boyfriend I have something in my eye. Believe Boyfriend when he says that he has something in his eye so both of our lies can live on.
10:00 AM Go out to buy the paper and the only decent bagels in Maryland.