What's more romantic than a long walk on the beach? Talking, holding hands, playing in the sand...and then gathering handfuls to bring back to the lab? Nothing, I tell you, nothing.
But who knew the sand could look like this?
According to Geekologie.com, these are grains of sand magnified 250x. Crazy, huh?
Geekologie seems to be in a romantic mood. Cuz what is more romantic than a wedding vending machine?! I wasn't one of those little girls who fantasized about my wedding- I fantasized about wearing a suit and being in board meetings (which wasn't smart, either- those are almost as boring as marriage)- but if I had been, this would have certainly surpassed all of my expectations.
It goes a lil somethin like this- grab your man, woman, or favorite stuffed animal. Stand in front o' this:
Type in your info on this super-sleek and futuristic-looking thing that has letters (the likes of which I've never seen!):
Then smile at the nostalgia of being a little kid in a supermarket when these beauties come out:
HAH, can you believe people spend hours and hundreds of dollars on wedding rings when you could just use PLASTIC? FOOLS! And then out comes your handy-dandy marriage license (I guess?):
All of this fantastic romance can be yours for the bargain price of a dollar. Look out for me on Extreme Couponing- I'll find a coupon for this sucka. Cuz my love is FREE.
As long as you're willing to take out the trash.