Yeah, yeah, people misuse and overuse the word "epic" but in this particular case, no other word would do.
I didn't have a smartphone. In fact, for two years, I had a stupidphone. Ugh. I hated that thing. But AT&T...two year contract...yadda yadda.
This week, I finally got a smartphone. I was planning to get the Evo Shift but then decided to get the Samsung Epic- for the same price, it had all the same functions as the Evo plus more, including extra memory.
I alerted my friends that I had a phone that, like, worked and such, unlike before with a phone that often failed to deliver the texts I sent and accept ones others sent me. My friend Ray replied, "You cans has internet?"
During lunch today, I decided to play Words With Friends.
I forgot that everyone besides me has to leave the building to use their phones. Why? Because I had ATT&T. And that was the only company that got reception in our building.
I let Ray know.
me: I CAN'T has internet!!!!!!!!!!
finally got a smartphone
and guess what?
Sprint doesnt work in my building
only att does
which is what I had BEFORE
Ray: Ohhhhhhhhh CRAP
EVEN BETTER cuz my phone is....
wait for it...
Oh how perfectly delightful
me: oh sweet Alanis-Morisette-non-irony irony!