You can't live in Washington, DC without knowing what's going on in the world, lest you don't mind being shunned by friends, family, and coworkers. Even grandma's been rolling her eyes at the dinner table at your stutter and lack of response on your opinion on the upcoming election.
Arm yourself- for only $15, get 24 weeks of home delivery (as long as you live in the DC area) of the Washington Times for only $15 through LivingSocial. That's a $90 value.
And unlike old-fashioned subscriptions that come on bulky e-readers and iPads, this subscription uses handy-dandy revolutionary paper. Simply grab your newspaper from home, bring it with you on your metro commute, and dispose when you're finished reading!
And sure, you can score the free newspapers distributed in front of the metro. But the Washington Times has been around since 1982, has won multiple awards, and is considered a reputable source. So you'll be able to impress fellow metro riders with your designer paper-ware...for only a fraction of the designer price.
Make 'em jealous. And make grandma eat her words along with her lasagna.